today's track : UB40 - Red Red Wine

Ok guys, pay attention. This will score you major points that you could redeem for a free trip to her bedroom. Two words "arts" and "crafts". Girls dig this shit up. I'm serious. You get a box or jar of some sort. Decorate it with pretty wallpaper; cutesy stuff like hearts and flowers on it even. Then fill the box up with rose petals. Hide inside the box a homemade bracelet. If you can knit, you've got it made. Knit her a clubbing shirt or a thong. Seal the box with a kiss. I'm serious. Put on some lipstick and kiss the box so that you leave a kiss mark. Then give it to her and watch the surprised look on her face. I call this gift "instant score". Don't ever tell me I never give you guys anything.